Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	501	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	481
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Potions Brewed:	67	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4420
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7799
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

http://files.enjin.com/546202/ads/AdPoster.png

mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crops Grown:	8609
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co