Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Items Found:	5147
Players Killed by Monsters:	2817	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	173	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
New Chunks Explored:	867292	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	446
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	1891
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4642	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	8706
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	8106
Star Shards Collected:	107	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ores Mined:	6648
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	177	Enchantments Applied:	228
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	351074
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	5242	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	929	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	988997
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!