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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3364 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
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