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Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

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Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6216	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LunarLands Minecraft server

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The owner of the “LunarLands” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	198
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

> Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter

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Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	151
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Looking for some relaxing audio roleplays or trigger sessions? Look no further, we got you covered!

Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.

Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.

Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0