A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!
Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8722 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 168736 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
