A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5979 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8951 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Potions Brewed: | 101 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6792 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 2110 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.
2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!
3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!
4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?
Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7731 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 953033 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.
But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.
And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.
So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
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What do we offer?
→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨
→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨
→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨
→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨
→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨
If you wish, you can:
→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨
→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨
→ Or just develop calmly ✨
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7972 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).
Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3263 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
