| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2024 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6548 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Polit-RP server, with its own countries and a cozy atmosphere.
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5649 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3351 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2442 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8062 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1270 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 552 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Votes: | 7473 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5583 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4649 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5116 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6559 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6816 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3094 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 100 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 334 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
