Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

#defeatrusskies, #dumbcountry, #dumbpoliticians, #FuckPoland, #outoftheirminds, #populationcomparison, #russkies, #warinRussia, aggression, Bloodshed, BUILD, Conflict, Diplomacy, Embrace, Epic, nationalism, Peace, Peaceful, Polack, Poland, Pole, Polelandia, politicians, russia, Shit, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crops Grown:	2268	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	104	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ores Mined:	1139	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Votes:	9998

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	1396
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3190	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ores Mined:	6831
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	394
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.