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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2802 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 148 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.