| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8501 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7941 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 760801 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 262 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6965 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1452 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4204 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7504 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4952 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1101 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1625 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1361 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9168 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1138 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 165 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7250 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7949 |
| Crops Grown: | 1584 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1598 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
