| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7798 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2061 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2833 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 982792 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2031 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2716 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8996 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 489950 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 104 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2532 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7873 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6006 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7286 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7451 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2152 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9074 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7097 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 493 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9408 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 299 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
