| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7683 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 236 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6856 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3155 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 103 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2082 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3069 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5850 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4750 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8545 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6796 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3164 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7179 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 70500 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2185 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7076 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2937 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 809446 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 697 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8491 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9084 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Votes: | 260 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
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