PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

cobble.pokeclash.com

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	2251	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2064	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	6785
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5423
Mines Excavated:	2240	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Votes:	6340
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1197	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5160
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	685226	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!