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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Votes:	567	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	3182
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4151
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Emeralds Found:	8336	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3584	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1250
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	127

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Items Found:	5505	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8