Poison Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Animals Bred:	200	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	8910	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9450	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
New Chunks Explored:	210317	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2776	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	7193	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	104/900	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6