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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9651	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crops Grown:	1943	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Farms Harvested:	731
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	181
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	478005	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1