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BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1046
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2109
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Votes:	1262
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	153	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3771
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	106/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1