PleasureCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3491	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	5307
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	686
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchantments Applied:	95
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4493	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1678
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1