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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1092 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 129 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
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