Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

    ➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

    What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

    ✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

    ✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Welcome to ClassicMC!

    IP ClassicMC.mine.nu
    Version 1.21+
    Mode Survival Semi-Vanilla

    ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

    • Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
    • Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
    • Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    • Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

    Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What version is ClassicMC? ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
    What mode does ClassicMC operate in? ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
    Does ClassicMC have a community? Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC? While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

    Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server
    Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

    Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

    Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 2074

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyKidzBelieve

    CraftyKidzBelieve
    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 52 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

    Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

    Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Animals Bred: 36
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

    Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom
    So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

    EndlessFun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Crops Grown: 6017 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 72 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyScreenTime

    CraftyScreenTime
    Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3028 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

    Dust City – CSI’s Paradise
    join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sand Digging Sea Robins

    Sand Digging Sea Robins
    Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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