PleasureCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mines Excavated:	3605

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	850	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	5724
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dimension Hops:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	8520	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5423
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5