Playsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1141
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3837	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Ores Mined:	1516	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Zombie Dances:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Farms Harvested:	975	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3174	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5910	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2