PLAYHOSTSERVERS: Where vanilla and semi-vanilla collide in a chaotic Bedrock feast with a side of Java 1.21 survival madness!

bedrock, chaotic, collide, feast, java, madness, multiplayer community minigames factions creative economy skyblock pvp roleplay factions adventure events skywars mining redstone building pixelmon farming dungeons factions, PLAYHOSTSERVERS, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Side, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Bedrock Connection	IP – panel.playhostservers.com	Port – 25570
Java Connection	IP – panel.playhostservers.com	Port – 25565
Server Description
	Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS
	Number of Players: 20+
	Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1+ hours
	Gametype: Survival \| No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) \| good plugins
	Language: English

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?

Answer: The server supports both Java and Bedrock versions 1.21.

Question: How many players can join the server at once?

Answer: The server can accommodate 20 or more players at a time.

Question: Are there any specific rules for gameplay on the server?

Answer: The gametype is Survival, and no griefing or stealing is allowed. Cheating is also prohibited, and there are good plugins in place to enforce these rules.

Question: How long do I need to play actively on the server?

Answer: Players must actively play for at least 1 hour during their session.

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	2732	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	3564
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4629
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Players Killed by Monsters:	2093	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	124	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	1641	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4442
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	2046	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ores Mined:	5158	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	598902	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Animals Bred:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?