Player Pleasers: Devs Do It Right! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Depressed Diners Minecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	6364
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	878
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	572	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2911
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

Players:	94/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17