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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 734 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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