| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1986 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4433 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3126 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Votes: | 4721 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2013 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 926 | Ores Mined: | 3480 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7422 | Magic Items Found: | 6841 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6133 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2669 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 413 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6129 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 928130 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 275 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1451 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Animals Bred: | 75 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7450 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2551 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1623 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 989391 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3513 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
