The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP
PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500
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Enchanted Feline Realm 1.20
Bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with cat wives before? No, right? This server is the bomb diggity because you can have a cute cat wife to keep you company while you mine for diamonds. And let me tell you, these cat wives are top-notch, they’ll even bring you fish as gifts!But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get a cat wife, but you also get to battle giant spiders and zombies with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, laser eyes! It’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a pet adoption center, what more could you ask for?
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where reality is twisted and cat wives rule the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a mystery, just like this server.
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CraftyTraumaDump
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like Bianca’s trauma dumping! Join us for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing too hard.Our server is a safe space where inappropriate jokes are banned and the only cult we have is a cult following of dedicated players. Say goodbye to awkward office conversations and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends.
Join us and leave behind the drama of real life, because on our server, the only thing getting “railed” is the minecart on our rollercoaster ride of fun. So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tears shed are tears of laughter. See you in the game!
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MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life!Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with a crown made of pure diamond that gives you the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BrickBlock Brawl: No EU Favors!
lol join our epic minecraft server where chinese and american firms come together to denounce brussels and push for eu firms to be favored!!! 🤣🤪🤑we have crazy battles where players dress up as politicians and argue about trade deals while fighting off creepers and zombies!! 💥🧟♂️
our server is so lit that even the villagers are getting in on the action, forming alliances with players and creating their own little economy!! 💰👾
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!! 🎮🔥🤯
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Cheese Fountain Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a GIANT FOUNTAIN OF CHEESE fondue!!! yes, you heard that right. dive into a world where cheese flows like a river and you can swim in it like a cheesy pool party.if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who can teach you the ancient art of cheese-making? they may even let you ride on their backs as they glide through the cheese river, like some kind of cheesy surfboard.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of string cheese and the animals are all made of different types of cheese. you can even build your own cheese castle and rule over your cheesy kingdom with an iron fist.
so come on down to “Fontaine du fromage” and experience the cheesiest minecraft server in all the land. trust us, you won’t regret it.