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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Votes:	6684	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	298	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Votes:	5866	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	806	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	532
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	922	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2