PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3438
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	140	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	683050	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

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KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Magic Items Found:	7808
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	8274
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	175	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crops Grown:	9511
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Votes:	1173	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	123
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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