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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Void Armor Forged: 18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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