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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Alien Abductions: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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