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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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