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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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