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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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