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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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