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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2646	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	586
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ores Mined:	8919	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	238892
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2891
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.