| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8054 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
PlanetMC.eu:20910
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7139 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 864739 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5204 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9069 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 419392 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8678 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 805 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 6617 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2810 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4944 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4026 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1260 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 631 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7624 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8106 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 692 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2057 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6381 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3132 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8222 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1610 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
