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SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8009	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	864	Emeralds Found:	7812
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	606424	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ores Mined:	1375	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4799	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	773290
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	582677	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9343
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	598

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1