PIZZASMP – Survival with custom items | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	5225

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8012	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	201
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2550	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	51	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	4934	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6922	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	2643	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36