PizzaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	6116
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	88

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8695	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2025	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	110	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	467
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

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Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.