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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8908 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5720 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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