haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.

come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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