Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this chipotle-style restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness pixelated pets taking over the furniture, just like in this real-life drama.

Take screenshots of the chaos and use them as proof to report health code violations in our virtual world. Watch as players argue over privacy rights and get into heated debates over who’s the real pixelated asshole.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our server – where every block holds a new adventure and every player is just one screenshot away from starting a virtual showdown. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
Void Gems Collected: 34 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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