PixelPunch Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the drama and gossip of a women’s university dormitory to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with promiscuous bitches, boyfriend-obsessed women, tomboys, and virgins – all in one place!

Our server is the ultimate place for those who love to chat about men from a woman’s point of view. You won’t find a single real male character here, just juicy conversations and drama galore.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of women who eat, sleep, and shower together – all while talking about nothing but men and their cocks? It’s like a soap opera without the men, creating a hilarious and bizarre experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join us for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who needs male characters when you have a group of women like this? Come join the fun!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	1857	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3610

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	5133
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	7122	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9923	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9953
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	142
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!