PixelPrisoners | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Votes:	8117
Dragon Eggs Found:	2888	Potions Brewed:	85

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8729	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	4770	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	4864
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6421

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6821
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1191
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1