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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6527 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 657 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!