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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 688 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Votes: | 7749 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4647 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!