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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8307 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!