PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

consent, digital sharing, Discord, duskstarfish362, ethical behavior, explicit content, explicit messaging, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s nudes, intimate photos, Minecraft, nudes, online etiquette, online safety, personal boundaries, personal privacy, PixelPlayground, privacy, relationship boundaries, Server, sexting, sexting etiquette, sharing nudes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	281	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that offers more than just building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can trade nudes of your girlfriend for in-game currency! Just hit up our admin on Discord at duskstarfish362 and let him know what you’d do to her for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5993
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	767518	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6863	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1911
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Farms Harvested:	713	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7165	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	1802	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Votes:	4703	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?