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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1147	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	133	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	860	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchantments Applied:	207	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4009
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	912	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8402	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crops Grown:	5945	Star Shards Collected:	240
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6