PixelPistolPunks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Emeralds Found:	8763
Players Killed by Monsters:	9977	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Emeralds Found:	7394
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	2766
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1655	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	828031
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	173
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Votes:	6051
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4